I mean, I’m not the kind of guy who can convince you that you need something I wouldn’t use myself. That’s why I sell Grasshoppers. I have to believe in what I’m selling, because it’s my reputation at stake. And with Grasshopper, I know I’m carrying a brand I can count on. You don’t want to keep coming back to have something fixed, put back on or updated. You want to come in just to chat. Put a dent in my cushion. Drink my coffee. Tell me you think the Vipers are going to beat the Barons on Friday. Oh, I’d disagree, but in the end, we’d cool down and vow never to argue about high school football again. I’m not good at changing people’s minds, but at least we can agree about Grasshopper.